Stuffy nose. WTF IS THIS CRAP

Puking/nausea. Bloated. Peeing often. No bleeding crotch. Cravings. I'm pretty sure everyone knows these symptoms/side effects of pregnancy. Been there done that.

So I have a horrible stuffy nose. Like, I'm thinking that I just got punched in the face by a cold or something. And then I get a sore throat from all the crap in my nose. Great. Now I get sick on top of being knocked up...then BLAM think again. While WebMDing that crap it turns out that nasal congestion and sinus infections are another FREAKING SIDE EFFECT. What is this crap. No one ever told me that. It didn't happen the first time, but it is probably the stupidest thing ever. Just in case you're wondering. So now, not only am I up every 2 hours to pee (shrinkingbladdersaywhat), but now I'm hacking through the night like a smoke 2 packs a day. And I'm all stuffed up constantly. GOD IT SUCKS SO HARD.

I'm pretty pissed about this. In case you couldn't tell.

oh. hi blog loser

So I started a blog. This is it. yayyy congratulations to youuuuu. I really don't care, that was just a front.

I'm all knocked up and shit (again) and I'm pleased as punch that I am. But that doesn't mean I'm not a miserable bum right now. Bitch bitch bitch all the time. Ready for it? Lets go.

I have nausea (gasp) and now I think I have a fucking cold and that SUCKS because you basically can't take anything for it. Like, soup and honey. Bump that. I've also been mega gassy the past 2 days. OH! OH! And I pee. Often. Its kind of lame because I'm pretty certain I didn't have the constant peeing until much later on (ie-when I got fat) the first time around. I mean, I'm already fat-fat now, but when I talk about being fat, I mean like baby-fat roundness. File that one away. FYI I'm very much looking forward to getting fat. I hope it happens sooner rather then later. Actually, I'm only 7 weeks along and some clothes are already tight. Husband is like "OH, you're making it up, its all in your head you crazy B" and I'm like "Oh no its not fool." I'm clearly right. I've lost 20 lbs since he got me all knocked up and I haven't gained ANY weight since I found out. Which means old fat has shifted to make it all baby fat. SUCCESS.

I think I'm going to go pee now. Enjoy.